Hahahaha, I love this! They totally look like soap!
thefeedling on
I remembered when my wife yelled at me after I used her expensive Korean soap to wash my butt.. had no idea it was fancy.
radljostxx on
In ten words or less what are you actually saying
Mindless_Flower_2639 on
Can I please come over? I like rocks.
Richard_Gozinya82 on
FaveDave85 on
They’re minerals Marie!
Ill_Permit2452 on
It would be funnier if the rock was on soap 🤣
Mightsole on
Dad be rocking his shit off after this stunt
babooshka9302920 on
wait which one is the real soap?
HugsyMalone on
Bar soap harbors bacteria. He should be using liquid soap. There’s a reason they don’t use bar soap in public places like restaurants and public restrooms. The health inspector would never allow it.
yew420 on
Sorry dad, I didn’t wash my hands in the sink because someone took a shit in it.
bmagnien on
Don’t they make like rock scrubbers to get garlic smell off your hands?
sgtnoodle on
I would be afraid of someone dropping the soap and cracking the porcelain.
SplendiferousAntics on
Love dad jokes. I miss my dad 🙏🏼
GrowlyBear2 on
He Rock Rolls his guests
gorginhanson on
OutrageousIce307 on
Uummm your dad is weird
leaveitbettertoday on
Bacteria swab the rock!
highcoldstar on
Regarding your correct username, we quote Christopher Walken’s Marie Callender’s monologue at least once a month in this house. Thank you for your bravery.
cptredbeard1995 on
Tbf, in this situation, my first thought would be to avoid the Irish Spring if possible
Dragonfly0011 on
How many years has the pretend soap sat on his sink?
Zeckols on
the way i read the title, i believed that both of the “soaps” were rocks. The first one is a distraction, and the second looks real but also isn’t. So, if someone claims that they didn’t wash their hands with the rock, then they are lying about actually washing their hands. And if they say yes, you know that they didn’t use soap, because there never was any soap to begin with.
Dark_WulfGaming on
He should get one made of soapstone
PineappleFit317 on
There was a post a long time ago where a person realized that the small bar of soap they were using to wash their hands for several weeks was a piece of Parmesan cheese.
Goflames95 on
Is this that decoy soap I was just reading about on another post?
rizzbreed001 on
Prefer liquid soap, more hygienic.
The_best_is_yet on
Sounds like the ultimate fomite. (Germ transferring object). Nasty.
MonkyThrowPoop on
I remember when I was in elementary school they had us carve an animal out of soap. Then in middle or high school when we had to carve something out of stone I decided to carve it into the shape of a bar of soap.
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That’s just diabolical! But funny!
Nah I used the 3 sea shells
Hahahaha, I love this! They totally look like soap!
I remembered when my wife yelled at me after I used her expensive Korean soap to wash my butt.. had no idea it was fancy.
In ten words or less what are you actually saying
Can I please come over? I like rocks.
They’re minerals Marie!
It would be funnier if the rock was on soap 🤣
Dad be rocking his shit off after this stunt
wait which one is the real soap?
Bar soap harbors bacteria. He should be using liquid soap. There’s a reason they don’t use bar soap in public places like restaurants and public restrooms. The health inspector would never allow it.
Sorry dad, I didn’t wash my hands in the sink because someone took a shit in it.
Don’t they make like rock scrubbers to get garlic smell off your hands?
I would be afraid of someone dropping the soap and cracking the porcelain.
Love dad jokes. I miss my dad 🙏🏼
He Rock Rolls his guests
Uummm your dad is weird
Bacteria swab the rock!
Regarding your correct username, we quote Christopher Walken’s Marie Callender’s monologue at least once a month in this house. Thank you for your bravery.
Tbf, in this situation, my first thought would be to avoid the Irish Spring if possible
How many years has the pretend soap sat on his sink?
the way i read the title, i believed that both of the “soaps” were rocks. The first one is a distraction, and the second looks real but also isn’t. So, if someone claims that they didn’t wash their hands with the rock, then they are lying about actually washing their hands. And if they say yes, you know that they didn’t use soap, because there never was any soap to begin with.
He should get one made of soapstone
There was a post a long time ago where a person realized that the small bar of soap they were using to wash their hands for several weeks was a piece of Parmesan cheese.
Is this that decoy soap I was just reading about on another post?
Prefer liquid soap, more hygienic.
Sounds like the ultimate fomite. (Germ transferring object). Nasty.
I remember when I was in elementary school they had us carve an animal out of soap. Then in middle or high school when we had to carve something out of stone I decided to carve it into the shape of a bar of soap.
did you know that there is a product which is ‘Stainless Steel Soap Bar’? [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stainless_steel_soap](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stainless_steel_soap)